I’M BACK, KIDS!
After several months traveling around the country, from Dunkin Donuts in Wasilla, AK, to Krispy Kreme in Mobile, AL, in search of another Congressional District to run in, I have returned to AZ-5 so I can celebrate my first anniversary as a registered voter in Arizona. Yes, you heard me right- this week, I will have been a registered Republican in the great decent state of Arizona for exactly one year. I will celebrate this milestone on the food day of all food days, the Super BOWL. Every year, I challenge myself to eating more chicken wings, guacamole, and pie than I did the previous year. Last year, because I was busy moving from California in to my new Arizona house, I neglected my dietary duty and only ate 3 more pounds of food than I did the year before. This year, I will not fail. I have stocked up on blueberry, apple, your basic cream-based, and rhubarb pies for this occasion.
Help me eat in the 2nd (and possibly final) year of my Arizona residency by making my challenge yours.
Good luck, God bless, and May your bowl never be empty.
